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Here we are, the Nestled Nook. Now, YOU ARE NOT TO LEAVE THESE PREMISES UNTIL THE INVESTIGATION ^ IS COMPLETE... GOT IT? . Understood Well, looks like we're STUCK HERE FOR A WHILE. If that's the case I AM NOT GOING TO BE STUCK HERE SOBER. Damn right! You there! Hey! Gorgeous! Drinks here ^ PLEASE? twitter.com/Zaunis WELL THAT CIRCUS KIND OF SUCKED... HEY. I RESENT THAT REMARK. Well. I mean. THE STUFF AT THB BNP Like, the ZOMBIES AND ^ STUFF. ^ Fair Point C AAAALEB. Caleb! Can I HAVE SOME PAPER TO DRAW ON? ABSOLUTELY NOT. My paper is NOT FOR DRAWING v AROUND ON. . Fine, i'll JUST DRAW ON THE TABLE THEN
What are you drawi— Oh. UHM. YOU'RE QUITE THE ^ artist. Jester. . Huh. You think THAT'S WHAT DICKS w LOOK LIKE?* You WON'T MIND IF I TAKE A SNEAK PEEK s. THEN! ^ Be my guest. Now. EVERYONE. WHERE WERE WE? iuer.eom/z.aunis Tve seen a LOT ^ OF PICKS. THAT IS WHAT MOST OF THEM V LOOK LIKE. s' Hah, well, NOT QUITE MINE. Oh. really NOW? ^ iNell... we can't nestled Nook, . NOT UNTIL WE GET— Merciful Traveler It's... gorgeous... Mom is never going . TO BELIEVE ME! ^ twitter.com/Zaunis
Hayz fun, my Child Yes, TrayflfrF JT Ti|B vA Ail №s\M We SHOULD PROBABLY— *umph* Probably CORROBORATe OUR sroRies. just so... so we don't CAUse any ^ OTHeR issues... ^ TneRe is MORe mischief to Be had neRe. JesreR. Ger some MISCHIEF FOR YOURSeLF- \J( \ \ u\ / / ((( &ALANCF, MY \ J DeAR‘ y°u GAVe \ f \* A veNTURFR A ^ Wi / / A GOOD TIMe. i
So ин. Goblin. What's with the mask. Well... Me and Caleb have a STRING OF BAD LUCK. WE TEND TO GET IN TROUBLE FOR VARIOUS REASONS... MOST OF IT IS MY FAULT. Goblins aren't welcome in MOST PLACES. AND I HAVE STICKY FINGERS. J CAN'T HELP MYSELF SOMETIMES I'M JUST. FANSCINATBD BY LITTLE baubles. FANCY PIECES OF JEWELRY- and I LOVE TRINKETS ^ SO MUCH. AND I JUST HAVE TO HAVE THEM, AND... ITS GOTTEN US INTO SOME TROUBLE SO “ THE MASK. ^ I USED TO HAVE A HUGE COLLECTION... BUT.. IN PRISON THEY TOOK MOST OF MY OBJECTS. rHE COLLECTING IS THE FUN PART THOUGH. SO NOW I GET TO JUST START OYER! twitter.com/Zaunis
WELL, CLOSING YOUR EYES WILL SURE MAKE IT EASY! BUTT Holy expensive LOOKING! I SET I CAN SNEAK THAT OFF NO ^ PROBLEM! ir’s aeniNo HER. HOW HARP CAN IT BE? twitter.com/Zaunis Just don't 'steal' THE THING UNDER MY DRESS! Okay, I guess I'LL JUST FISH AROUND IN ONE OF YOUR BUTTCHEEK v POCKE— I DON'T HAVE ANY POCKETS ON MY BUTTCHEEKS OOPH! You're doing great! How *GRUNT* DO YOU GET THIS OUT!? 1 / / / / n A /; ' 1 / I ¡1 ^ 1 if !'1 \
~ GOT ITU ^ COMB TO MB YOU PRICBLBSS L1TTLB V TRBASURBf ^ ~ Good job! It'S A 'CHARMING' LITTLB TRINKBT, ^ ISN'T IT? twitter.com/Zaunis
I FOUND ONB TREASURE UNDER YOUR DRESS-I WOA/PÉK... Did you hide MORB?? Hide more TREASURE? Z£S.f I BET YOU HAVE MORE FANCY THINGS TO SHARE WITH ME! What?? U i ' * J J il ÜKJLt AAH! 1 WHAT ARB f YOU DO— JESTER HAS MORE TREASURES I KNOW IT!
I've HIDDEN TRINKETS LIKE THIS TOO- Don't think YOU'RE BEING CLEVER! iS®y \ 7 Vs \ ■\V \ \\ / x \ / \\ / N H VnV ^at»\\ / Wi V ^\ A i\"'N 1/17 / ir >—.V \L 1 \ \ / \( / / 1K k\ P^mTy ' r J \) l ! \\ ll VL \\ V /111V/ f v \ \l Vi 1 M\>. \ l ^Bv\\ ll_»-7 A l \ \ «. A-y^X \\ ' H\ \\ ! \ l\ \ 1 ll
UUHH - YBA SO I WAS CURIOUS IF YA'LL COULD TBACH, SOMB OF THAT MAGIC YOU V GUYS DO. s TBACH... ^ Oh yba. ' WBLL, I'M A BIT OF AN j AMATUBR. A OH FUCK! OH TRAVFLFR! GO SLOWFR-NO. FAST FRF Wbll. if you don't rbad. Rbad. It will dbfinitbly HBLP YOU A BIT. ^ .Much of thb magic v YOU'YB SBBN IS PRBTTY SIMPLB STUFF TOO, SO, hjMIGHT BB TBACHABLB.. LlKB I SAID, I'M KIND OF AN AMATUBR TBACHBR BUT I'M SURB IF YOU NBBDBD MORB DBMONSTRATIONS WB'D BB HAPPY TO HBLP. 1 \ L J s**“ "S. ^ J r I’M JUST ~ INTERESTED IN HOW PEOPLE USB THEIR V MAGIC. A YOU SEEM TO BE NOT TOTALLY MAGICALLY INEPT f And Tye ^ SEEN EVERYONE HERE USE A BIT AND... JUST INTERESTED IS ^ ALL. ^ ^ WELL, NO. IT’S ^ JUST, PRETTY RECENT k. FINDINGS. You're doing great! . Keep it up! ^ Where are the 1 TRINKETS! I KNOW YOU HID them! RRrgghh ^ Sneaky girl! _ J-JUSr KEEP looking! They're . there! .
NOTT! What are m YOU DOING!? ^ Bine Minute Sorry Caleb! I CAN'T FIND THB TRBASURBS SHE'S HIDING! Til TRY hardbr! That's not what I MEAN—NO! 4 ~ Allow mb-The circus lifestyle HAS ME WELL VERSED IN . SMUGGLING Also, no offense. BUT YOUR ARMS ARE JUST A BIT TOO SMALL V FOR THIS— . THBY'RB MY TRBASURBS! SACK OFF! Sei den GQttern! Don't encourage . THIS BEHAVIOR! 4 twitter.com/Zaunis NOTT! Bbi dbn G&ttbrn, What has gottbn into you/? . kw--------- ' It's H£R n I'YB GOTTBN into! And THB TRINKBTS SHB'S hiding! T Trayblbr/1 you MUST L SO PROUDfJ Hern WHAT'S GOING ON IN— Hbrb. twitter.com/Zaunis
Stupid guards - I didn't FIND The TRBASURB THB BLUB ONB PROMISBD... ^ Sorry! Uhm, Prinking? AND UH, BAR... DE&AUCHERYi* It’s all good, I swear. , ro join? IVCLL. THAT WAS A ^ PUN DISPLAY OF CHARM MAGIC. ^
^ UH. COULD I ^ REQUEST A DISPLAY? I THINK I HAVE A ^ BROKEN RIB. ^ UOPH- MAYBE UH. VYE SHOULD TAKE THAT ^ UPSTAIRS. ^ v Honestly, these n PEOPLE ARE FUCKING Y/ACKJOBS. INE COULD PROBABLY HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT V AROUND THEM. S witter.com/Zaunis oom£ on I Don't worry I CAN TOTALLY HEAL THE FUCK OUT OF YOU! Is THAT L1KE..A WE'RE GOING TO Nevermind, Goodnight everyone! Sleep tight! Don't let some weird Demon Toad AND ZOMBIES OR K w SOMETHING BITE! ^ So. What's the ^ PLAN FOR TOMORROW?, ' Well, they n HAVE MY THINGS, THEY HAVE MY FAMILY. MY V CIRCUS. y WE WILL HAVE TO SEE WHAT WE CAN FIGURE OUT.
You KNOW. ro^ MAKE SURE THERE IS NOTHING ELSE N. WKONG. C~COME ON... You'Re just SAYING THAT.. ^ I'M GOING TO ^ have to Give you A 'FULL INSPECTION'. It's so sweet. LIKE PASTRIES!
Heue- Try IT YOURSELF f Mmmm- Your touch IS MAKING ME FEEL V A LOT BETTER... J Hero, ^ Lex's xesT > your ReFLexes THBN- WOAHf twitter.com/Zaunis
Someone likes PAIN, DON’T THEY?, Cure wounds Inflict wounds Cure wounds Ç) QInflict wounds Neeo a &RFAK? r O-ONLY IF ^ YOUR LITTLB *GASP* CLFRIC HANDS iV N-NFFD ONZ l4jl| twitter.com/Zaunis
0OOH, WHATCHA GOT v THERE? 4 LITTLE 'DIRTY Story Note Book'?, If you NEED IT, M/ FUEL NAME IS BEAUREGARD, ------B-E-A-U-R- Let's see, twenty-five* GOLD PIECES FOR THE FIRST HOUR Oh, thank you! f That will be helpful J \ { i ^ FOR /OUR BILL. Damn. Where pip you LEARN . ALL THAT? . ^ Trape Secret, пене, WAIT- у SILL!? k / Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Dicks. V Fuck. Ass. Fuckfuckfuck ~ Mom always ~ saip. 'People wanna FEEL GOOD, JUST MAKE v SURE THEY PAY!’ , к twitter.com/Zaunis
Is eveRYTHING OKAY? У-УЕА УСА' Of course I JUST, KNOW, might Neeo to UH... I’M LIKF A SILYFR SHORT SO, JUST UH, might owe /л- It’s o/c*/.f PROBABLY GONNA B£ STUCK HBRe FOR A BIT. I WON’T CHARGF INTFRFST UNTIL we ARe out of neRe, We totally KiLLeo тне zoMBies, thfy weReN'T eveN scary twitter.com/Zaunis DBAR TRAVBLBRF Sorry I didn't writb YOU LAST NIGHT. THINGS GOT CRAZYF vYb wbrb at this cool CARNIVAL SHOW THING. BUT LIKB, SOME PRBTTY GIRL STARTBD SINGING AND THBN THBRB WBRB ZOMBIBSF Crazy rightt? Oh gods, FUCK. DAMN, FUCK. SHIT FUCK, FUCK- BUT WB KIND OF GOT ARRBSTBD AND SHIT. THBY STARTBD ACCUSING US FOR CAUSING troublb! Can you bblibvb thatF? ...Don't answbr that. JN | VI
So TODAY WE’RE GONNA DISGUISE OURSELVES AND PLUNDER THE TOWN OF TROSTENWALD FOR CLUES ON THE ZOMBIES AND ANYTHING TO PROVE OUR INNOCENCE! <Pull Jester, \ WE GOTTA MAKE MY BOOBS V FLATTER -AND HAND ME THE BANANA. Dirty Wizard Boy and Nott went looking for books and stuff. CHe totally reads PORN! So HE'S DOUBLE DIRTY NOW.'} I (fl SLIPPED!1 A:INCOMING' Worried about HEART ATTACKS?_ 'HE'RE NOT WORRIED ABOUT V PEOPLE HAYING A HEART ATTACK, WE WANT PEOPLE TO BE WORRIED ABOUT HAYING A HEART ATTACK CUZ THEY'RE MORE EXCITED TO COME SEE THE SHOW, It didn't exactly go SUPER well... Some of us got more suspicious of Mollymauk AND THE CIRCUS’S RULES... Your circus SAYS 'NO ELDERLY’ AND SOME OLD DUDE IS DEAD. Huh!? 'That rule’s' BEEN AROUNDl FOREYER- -AND WE HAD TO SCRAMBLE BACK TO THE INN UP THE SIDE OF THE BUILDING SO WE WEREN’T caught! Pretty sure I haye rope burn AGAIN.... don’t ask... MMPHFF MWUT \MBH MUKPHj
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r*COUGH* ERM, > well we uhm, we CAME TO-TO- r So, DO YOU X, NEED SOMETHING OR CAN I GET BACK JO MY WORK OUT?, ^I'M SORRY, SHE'S^t YBRY serious ABOUT HER MORNING yoga! > What do you FINE MEN NEED? Uhm - well^ WE’RE HERE TO TELL Y-YOU. twitter.com/Zaunis
Hey, someones at the door, Can you get it?_______ I DON’T PAY x FOP d POOM SO I C/W NOT se , NAKED IN IT. y IS THERE ANY NEWS ABOUT MY . CIRCUS!? >,| "6/ ALL THE GODS I Hope THAT IS YOUR Scimitar poking me 4.. in rne back... twitter.com/Zaunis
That's great Jester, It was a good plan. I uhm, I THINK I'M STUCK THOUGH, ^OH, YEA, LET ME HELP. Dammit, Molly, At least close yer ^ DAMN ROSE. Hey Jester, Beau, DID THE GUARDS COME TO YOUR ROOM ____ TOO? They were actin' weird. Bleeding NOSES AND SU— WHY DO WE HAVE TO GET STUCK WITH WATCHING THE WEIRDOS... LETS GET OUT ---- OF HERE... ________^ OH TRAVELER! BEAU' WE TRICKED AUTHORITY WITH OUR bodies!! Oh my god we are so hot! My mama is going - TO BE so proud! ^ V Curtain Call m \ ISN'T UNTIL J WSundown! ,/m r WELL THEN, ^ 'KNOCK KNOCK', MAY v WE COME IN? s r ...AND NO, ” THAT’S NOT MY Scimitar V ZITHER! S twitter.com/Zaunis
Oh hey guys! Come on in! ' DO NOT \ INVITE THEM IN, ARE YOU K MAD!? ^ ^ I’M GOING TO SET UP AN ’ALARM’ SPELL, ^ AND THEN WE ARE GOING TO GO CLEAR YOUR DAMN NAMES. Now GO GET DRESSED... ^ ' They’re the ones in x TROUBLE AND I’M THE ONE MAKING SURE THE GUARDS DON’T CATCH THEM... MEIN GOTT, It* s okay, the^ SHOW LOOKS GRFAT FROM HBRe-^ fOU PEOPLE ARF^ CHARGFD WITH CPZMES. AND YOU'Re ALL JUST < FUCKING IN YOUR INN ROOtAS...^\< r SEE CalfsF " I KNEW THFY WFRe HAYING FUN WITHOUT usFu' Once again, we veNTUReo out to clfar our nambsF This time, to the actual circus whfrf it all went pown. lOf* ii . 1 A. '•i. 5 l 4
The guards noticed us but we BXPBRTLY avoided their suspicions WITH DISGUISES AND A FAKE GOBLIN ATTACK! I THINK I REALLY NAILED MY PERFORMANCE! Stay your BLADES. WE HAVE THIS ONE! NOTT GOT A LITTLE ROUGHED UP, BUT WE WERE ABLE TO GET RIGHT INTO THE CIRCUS TO TRY TO CLEAR OUR NAMES! Nicely done, Nott- BUT ARE YOU OKAY?? Yup! Did I . HURT YOU?_ r NEIN. ARE ~ YOU SURE YOU’RE ^ OKAY? ^ Why? Does it LOOK ^ bad? ^ N-nein. Gorlin! Get her! BBBBKK! GOBLIN ATTACK! Suffice it to say, WE NAILED THAT PLAN! You! What are YOU DOING IN THE ^ USTALOCH? ^ The uh- goblin attack scared ^ ME AND 1 HAD TO PEE~ ^ NOT IN THB USTALOCH!! 1 \ 1 " \ l ■
I PROVIDED AN ÉLÉGANT DISTRACTION SO EVERYONE COULD GÉT IN THÉ TÉNT! Héy! What aré YOU DOING HÉRÉ? ' ooo- THIS IS JUST A DREAM I'M NOT REALLY HERE! The plan was going smoothly— until Miss, you NeeD TO L£A- 'Aww com a ON, we could MAKE v IT A DRZAM- ■ -AN £Y£N W&TT&R ON£, r ...mayse this' IS A DRBAM.,. we... HAve seeN ON WATCH FOR . DAYS NOW... j Tne OeMON Toad from THe CIRCUS ST ART FD RUNNING awayFF He eveN TURNeo soMe MORe guards into zoMsiesFF twitter.com/Zaunis
Тне Ofmon Toad flfd. не was A SUPBR GOOD JUMPFR... We MANAGeD to secuRe sOMe MORe information at lfast. That Ofmon Toad 'toad-ally' WAS SFHIND ALL THF WFIRDNFSS AT THF CIRCUS! CHFHFÏ BUT... HF GOT AWAY... ..THFRF WAS NO WAY WF WFRF CATCHING UP TO HIM... WF DFCIDFD IT WAS SFST TO GO SACK SO WF DIDN'T GFT CAUGHT OUT OF OUR ROOMS. Thf Nfxt Morning. Good Morning Mornin' HFHF, OF COURSF CALFS IS HAYING BOOKS SRFAKFAST. ^ HFY-HANDS OFF THAT SACON! ^OW.f Seau! Are you TRYING TO BREAK MY HAND?? ^ Lots to know AND LOTS WF DONT KNOW... Tyf srokfn MORF FOR LFSS. ^NOTT! You LITTLF GOS—HALFLING piece of shit, Give MF SACK MY MUFFIN! twitter.com/Zaunis
Can I look at ONB OF YOUR 600/CS. ^ Calbb? Go AWAY, I AM NOT AFRA10 OF DICK, are there PICTURES? 'Where are YOU PUTTING vTHE BOOK?, Near MY pick, so YOU WILL STAY AWAY FROM N. IT, OKAY? ^ OH LOOK, HERE’S . THE BOOK... ^ I’LL JUST REAP IT IN YOUR LAP Jester, stop ^ SCREWING AROUNP. VYE HAVE TO DISCUSS WHAT OUR NEXT MOVE IS... ^ I KNOW MY NEXT MOVE... IS THAT A YES? I HEARP YES.
You okay, Caleb? He get’s like this WHEN HE’S STUDYING. He gets very FOCUSED, IT’S BEST NOT TO DISTURB ^ HIM. ^ Ooh? One of his DIRTY BOOKS? Let’s just focus ON TUB TASK AT HAND~ DO MB GO OUT AND FIND Study THIS closbly. Thby don't tbach this IN BOOKS. ^ v- ri W Psst, PSSTT) Calbb- \ * * | twitter.com/Zaunis
Wow Caleb, you’re into _ SOME SAUCY STUFF.' r Oooh- Looks ^ LIKE YOU’RE LIVING OUT A SCENE YOU dog-earred! How’s V THAT FEEL? < Let’s see how THIS SCENE V END— > SSHHHf Don’t read that OUT LOUD.' -GAH— wJester? Can you* PRY YOURSELF AWAY FROM READING LONG ENOUGH TO HELP US COME UP WITH A PLAN? -A CUMMINGl HEHE twitter.com/Zaunis
~ OKAY! So here IS JESTER’S SUPER AWESOME PLAN TO TAKE DOWN THIS ’BIG MONSTER' v PROBLEM— FZKST ’SPREAD OUT1 SOMEONE STAYS ’BEHIND’.., ^ ^ WHILE THAT PERSON STAYS V HIDDEN— v Ч>1/Я LITTLE FRIEND COMES FROM BEHIND BOOM! -WE’LL TEASE THE MONSTER, LITTLE BY LITTLE... ^ That’s actually A PRETTY GOOD ^ IDEA... ^ ^ ...AND WHEN HE THINKS HE HAS THE UPPER HAND—J Вн\ш V AND GOES FOR THE J ’KILL’! twitter.com/Zaunis
THL PROBLEM IS we still Neeo to FIND The BASTARD. And we hayl limitld TiMe we can speND ^____ouTsiDe...______^ W' Wait! Calls! What about Frumpkin? Can't you TURN HIM INTO LIKe A BIRD OR SOMLTHING? He COULD FLY AROUND AND SCOUT THe DLMON OUT FIRST SO we DON'T WASTe ANY TIMe ^ TRACKING HIM! ^ ~ -AND RIGHT WHLN THL PUSSY FINDS THL peRFecT spot, we GO- IN- FOR- THE-KwKILL!! AHHHH HNNGG.
r No, JUST... IN A ' TRANCE LIKE... THING. He’s looking and LISTENING THROUGH FRUMPKIN’S V EYES AND EARS. / SO HE CAN’T HEAR ^ OR SEE AT ALL? . Nope \ AFTER BREAKFAST, WE PROCEEDED TO PLAN A. TURNING CALEB’S CAT INTO A SCOUT FOR US' t twitter.com/Zaunis I THOUGHT He WAS LYING, JUST SITTING THBRB IN SOMB TRANCB LIKB STATB, BUT THBN *POOF* THB KITTY TURNBD INTO A BIRD AND OFF IT WBNT! Li Hbhbh, PbrfbctF twitter.com/Zaunis
Frumpkin’s BACKr Hey Caleb.' Guess who? No fair. 1 you useo Frumpkjn’s eves to . L. CHEAT/ A tVE SNUCK OUT one LAST TIME FOR OUR LAST PITCH FFFORT TO CLEAR OUR NAMF? APPARenTLY. Fjord has some pull with sailors and fishbrs ^Did you see^ ANYTHING? Other than my GLORIOUS ^ BACKSIDE? ^ r WE'RE 1 GOING TO NEED A < GOAT. A AND JUST LIKE THAT WE WERE OUT ON THE WATER. READY TO GET THAT TOAD! SO... YOU'RE ALL JUST... ENJOYING THE SIGHTS ROUND ^BH YUP. JUST^ A PLEASANE BOAT Boy. that island sure DOES LOOK NICE. CARE TO ^ TAKE US THERE? ~ Ya'll are SOME FUCKIN' KIND O' WEIRD twitter.com/Zaunis
swear. DRY. LAND! I Love r Do I even want TO KNOW WHAT BUSINESS V YA'LL HAYS HBRB~? S YOU! I REGRET I BY EN ASKED. I’LL BE HERE WHEN YOU'RE.. . DONE. THERE'S THREE GUYS AND THREE GIRLS. J/OU DO THE MATHL OH MR. MONSTBRH ~ Maybe try being ^ A BIT QUIETER?? We AREN'T INTERESTED IN GBTT1NG EATEN BY ^ THIS THING...
Mr. Monstbr Toooooad WHBRB ARB YOOOOOU?_ jeSTBR!? WB'RB COMING! twiuei .lum/z-dUMib ^ IVHAT THB HBLLf? ARB YOU FRBAK1N’ SBRIOUSF ive thought you нем BBTHG BATBN BY THB MONSTBR :__ OR SOMBTHING...
NO! Му stupid ^ DUPLICATE TOOK THAT v__ FROM MB— ______' WHY'D YOU HAVE TO GO AND GET CAUGHT!? - r Not...sure Туе ^ eve« sccn someone BE THIS UPSET OYER NOT GETTING EATEN ВУ A L MONSTER... Л STUPID. W ..лит at 7 LEAST SHE’S DOING A GOOD JOB DISTRACTING L ГН£ THING. A I COULO'YE DID 4 BETTER JOB DISTRACTING ^ IT... STUPID DUPLICATE... .
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