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Hello, fellow ^ New Yorkers! p°n t mind me, ^ just your friendly I J neighborhood hero 1 stopping by for a 1 drink a^ter another ^ day saving our | \ beautifully crazy Spider-Man! Thank goddess you're here! HoWs it hangirf, SpideroooU Oh hey! What's up X-People? Though you were all up in... Oenosha? utopia? No... Krakoa! Think you could you help us with that, neighborhood hero? Anyways, we're not sober enough to make sure she gets home okay. Hey, Kate? When you have a sec, maybe look down and tuck your titties away, okay? Yeah, sure.. WOAHJ Who's that chick?! She sure looks familiar... That's our ftiend, Kate. You might know her better as Kitty Pryde, Hahahaha! Oh man, that's fucking hilarious r I mean, it's reckless endangerment of student lives, but still, damn l awesome! A Yeah, it's a good thing he didn't die. That | would have been y problematic. J \ f Anyways, I bought you a drink and told you a funny story. You gonna uphold your v end of the bargain? /\ \ \ * n \ X-v \ \ / ' \ \ / ■\ \\ \\ \ \ * Yl So then we 04^7 04 11^04 0 7111^104 when we entered 1a / é¿t\ \ a Ncx I I ' I y /1 / y* i V VI Ivl 1 ITU 1 strapped Olob the atmosphere! ■ / / jEi i Herman to the ^ \ 1 N 'W A\ \ M • ■ 1 'It / 1 » 1 ÍnV ~A* \ fhontofthe /1 * \ '' r u M ill \ i \ \ itMUw \ A /i^i 1 — /J l Fa. rocket! > kmli v 1 i! Ik r A ( 1
What? You live on a boat? Seriously, the two of us? I can count the number of times I've spoken with you on one hand. Why do you live on a boat?! I mean that's totally badass, but I have so many questions. I know, it's \ < crazy! And I M swear I'm not ] just hitting on M you! I've really been I to an alternate f universe where Spider-Man 1 and Kitty... erm, L Kate Pryde W were a thing. Something like that. Anyways, we're here. Say hello to the SSKATB! Or... something. We're still discussing the name of the boat. Here? Where's here? Well, ask them inside, cause I'm fucking cold. I don't get it, can't you just walk through that dlowin portal downtown and go home to Krakoa? That's what mutants are doing now, right? It's... let's not talk about that... Oh, my bad, didn't mean to bother. What do you wanna talk about, then? Just be quiet and enjoy this. Oh, I don't wanna talk at all, Spidey! Oh, sweet mutant Jesus. 1 I /f 1 J îv_ /
No, wait a second, what's really going on? Why are we on a boat, why don't you just go home to Krakoa, why do you have a black eye, and why are you behaving like a slutty Jack sparrow? We're having sex, webhead. Word on the street is you're supposed to be amazing at this ; kinda thing. Huh, really? That's prett Stop„. No! Answer my questions! I can't take the portal to Krakoa because only mutants can get through them. And long story short, I'm not mutant. Broke my nose trying that. 9o thanks to you, I'm thinking about it again and all my efforts to have some fun tonight have . gone to— . I'm an X-Man y I without the X-Gene, everything's i a lie and my life's a J mess. .Z Which is If upsetting as I | shit, so I was | I drinking it off my II f mind when you 3 ^ stopped me. Alrifflght... Now you're getting it, spidey. What the heck, dude!? Heh, sorry. Just wanted to get your mind on something else.
So how about it, think you're trading in booze for sex from now on? Oh sex is great, what I meant is I've been coping with a combination of booze and sex for a while now. m pfft, hell no W Hah, who If knows, maybe il you'll like this better. Wait, you mean you've been having sex with your teammates... £r, ship crew? Oh yeah, big time! . '* “ , ft When we're not on a mission this is basically just one big fuck boat. That's actually why I went out of my way to ask Bobby to be part of my team. So even if Bobby prefers his new way of life, his icecocKs seem to remember me just fine. Well yeah, but that doesn't erase the history we've had in bed. Iceman? Pidn't he come out as gay? It was in all the gossip mags and stuff— Not that I read those! Of course... Po you guys always use your powers for sex fetishes? Are you kidding me? That's the fucking best part!
Once Ororo flew me all the way up above the boat and fucked me in the middle of a thunderstorm! There's just nothing quite like fucking a thousand feet up in the open air where everyone can see us. Pon't tell me you don't use your powers during sex? Well, besides the super-endurance, my webshooters have come in handy. Oh, hoho... Now we're talking, spidey. Wouldn't that be exciting? Oh fuck, yes! Just slide that thobbing cock up You sure are into dangerous sex, huh? Careful now, you keep shaking like that and you might bring the ceiling down on us. With the way life's been going lately, the thrill of danger is literally all I live for Like last week, I had Pyro fuck me while he set everything around us was on fire. MB ... Js 1 * j 1 f w i k J
you know you're iliving, you get me? It was insane! I had to be solid enough to take it in the ass while just intangible enough to avoid getting burnt to a crisp. Jesus, Kate! You could've gotten yourself killed! What, fighting villains isn't exciting enough? The x-Men actually don't have much in the way of enemies these days. That's why I'm relying on creativity to keep things up with the crew. Well, as long as you don't fuck your little dragon I guess it's all good, right? Brm, yes... Right... Changing the subject... Man, look at you. Your cock's so hot all covered in my juices. Come down 1 here. My turn to show off. J Why? Not a fan of bondage? Not that I mind going back to foreplay, but didn't we do this earlier already? It's not as fun when you can just phase out of everything, but it was cute of you to try. Spider-Man \ 1 getting bored of L- ■ my cute little > . feet? You want something new? ... -'~S| I Bet you never tried this 1: \ V before... Wo-hoaahh! stop before you break something! Okay! That's weird! OOHH ■ f Life's just not _ ' V iift 4
What, you don't like the thought of me being your personal cockring? I was thinking something a little more exciting... Prude. Fine, let's try this instead, you're gonna love it. Anal? Yeah, that sounds good to me, let's do that! I think I'm gonna be sick... Woah... That was intense. Shame you haven't cum though... I wouldn't say that, maybe you're just not a visual guy... Close your eyes and just let me do my thing... uhm... living me a blowjob? Ooohh.. That's tingly. I thought you'd like it, any guesses what I'm doing? well, you're not wrong. Wait! oh... V Okay, this is \ j new. Fuck, this I J feels amazing! 4 I nKeep doing that, I'm gonna cum any second now! Goohdyuh cuhn uhpen yuhr uyhs nuhw... \Vi > 1 fu ■ 1 Jr
HOWff waff dat, Ffpidey? Honestly? Kind of ashamed that I enjoued it way more tnan I should have. Taah-daahU Maybe that alternate-dimension me had it right, maybe this is the start of our own thing together. Pfft, you wish, Spider-Man. sounds like someone needs to sleep off those drinks. Mm... Maybe, yeah Nighty night Kate... Shit, it's morning already!? Kate!! You there? I gotta go! Well, I figured since you kept telling me to go home last night, I might as well go and follow your advice. Superendurance, my ass! You're a damn heavy sleeper, dude! YEAH! Up here, Spidey! Welcome to Krakoa! I... Where the hell are we!? Hope you survive the experience.. 3? c — V -■ _ ■ ■ ■ 1 1 ■ * \n
JL JL JL [ write r_l ety do esst uff] [wr¡ter_tracyscops] [artistjlamaboy] [coloris t_thunkstud¡o] CAPTAIN KATE It is a glorious new dawn for all of Mutantkind, but n all X-Men are able to celebrate it so easily. In a startling discovery, Kitty Pryde has learned that she herself is no actually a mutant. Feeling that her entire life has been a lie, she ha reinvented herself as Captain Kate Pryde, the drunken pirate queen of the mutant seas! The next stop on this swashbuckler's hunt for treasure? Spider-Man's booty. Captain Kate [The Red Queen] Iceman Spider-Man Pyro Storm Lockheed [disclaimer.text_"This is a parody comic. X-Men are a registered mark of Marvel Characters Inc. This comic is not sponsored, endorsed by, or affiliated with Marvel Characters Inc. Based on characters created by Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, and John Romita. All characters hereby depicted are 18 years or older, independent of their source material."] JL JL JL
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